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athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.

One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty. 

I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.

I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.

I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.

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Weeeeeeeeeeh

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lexcanroar:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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tyleroakley:

NO THANK YOU.

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equiuszahhak:

a pizza

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